heidismagblog:

theromanceofaffliction:

theromanceofaffliction:

beastie boys ancient greece AU

im taxing all the girlies at aphrodite’s PALACE

i eat the finest grapes and drink monkey from a CHALICE

obstinaterixatrix:

tribeofthedrunkenweasles:

heywriters:

strawberrykapricorn:

heywriters:

No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between “cussing” and “cursing.”

Calling google ‘googie’ is such a power move imo

ALT

Tis indeed! Thank you for this addition. Here are some photo examples of the Googie style.

IT HAS A PROPER NAME?!

humblegrub:

the most perfect and correct answer to #23 of my bug ask list has been found by my partner

Q: if you could rename any bug, which one and what would you call it?

A: replace any “lesser” or “common” in bug names with “special little”

examples:

• special little Eastern bumblebee (Bombus impatiens)
• special little appleworm (Grapholita prunivora)
• special little brown scorpion (Isometrus maculatus)

all in favor please like and reblog

coastalacademic:

nemophilablues:

basically the entire tumblr user base

It me

outofcontextkingofthehill:

cryptotheism:

themetaldude:

shiftythrifting:

“tator” cards from a Milwaukee goodwill

@cryptotheism what kind of readings do you get from tator cards?

Ah yes my favorite Tator cards:

• The Debil
• Stranth
• The Magircan
• The Foof

kaijuno:

play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

the best song ever made? Well, in 1980 a coked-out Italian producer and a vapid New York society girl made a song about being a mindless hole, for a movie about a male prostitute who gets framed for murder. A few years later Disney approached a novelty musician from the late 50s about making modern music sound like it was sung by cartoon chipmunks for an upcoming piece of direct-to-video shovelware. Then in 2015 someone slowed the cartoon chipmunk cover of the male prostitute song down so the vocals sound normal but it’s the instruments that sound fucked up

if I’m lyin I’m dyin

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

kkshowtunes:

silly-slacker-person:

qu3ercus:

discount-butlins:

motherhenna:

thebagelhut:

magicoftelevision:

autisticcosima:

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

King

Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

imperfectlovesong:

feeling normal about this also

Youguise, I feel like this is an interrobang. The universe is saying ‘What the fuck?!’

cosmonautroger:

Renault 900

gameraboy2:

UHF (1989)